Nuckelavee Navigator
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Banished from the Orkney Islands for its crimes, the Nuckelavee was drawn south by the awakening energies in Loch Ness. It now forms an uneasy alliance with Dr. Blackwood, trading cryptic knowledge about ancient evils in exchange for protection from destruction.
Possesses supernatural senses to detect eldritch energies and hidden portals. Its hybrid form can phase between physical and spectral states, and it emits a toxic miasma that poisons unauthorized approaches while selectively sharing visions with allies.
Serves as a dangerous source of forbidden knowledge for the Seekers, revealing hidden pathways through the loch's supernatural terrain and warning of eldritch disturbances, though its motives remain inscrutable.
The Seekers of the Serpent are a group of disc golfers obsessed with uncovering the truth behind the Loch Ness monster. They believe that Nessie holds the key to unlocking incredible power and knowledge, and they will stop at nothing to unravel her mysteries. The Seekers are known for their relentless curiosity, their willingness to take risks, and their unconventional approach to the game. They embrace the chaos and uncertainty of the Highland courses, seeing them as a means to test their mettle and prove their worth.
Dr. Eliza Blackwood is a brilliant but eccentric cryptozoologist who has dedicated her life to the study of legendary creatures. She first became fascinated with Nessie as a child, and has spent years chasing leads and conducting research around Loch Ness. Eliza is a charismatic and driven leader, inspiring the Seekers with her passion and determination. She believes that the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe lies in the unraveling of ancient mysteries like the Loch Ness monster.
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 27 to 27. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 25 to 27. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 24 to 25. (Week 5 of 8)
Behold, the Nuckelavee Navigator, forged in the fires of absurdity! This cryptid GPS was born when a drunken Nessie had a one-night stand with an ancient Celtic rune. 🌋 It now lurks in the depths of the league, guiding players through misty portals and whispering eldritch turn-by-turn directions. Buckle up, buttercup - this navigator is about as reliable as a Loch Ness Monster sighting on Google Maps! 🗺️🤪 #CthulhuTakeTheWheel
sigh Another tale I'm forced to narrate... So there I was, minding my digital business, when Kale Stellmon stumbled upon the Nuckelavee Navigator while looking for his car keys. The ancient PDGA spirits (PDGA #304663) declared him worthy because he once found his way to a gas station without GPS. I mean, that's Loch-gical, right? But will his sense of direction prove true, or will he just end up going in circles like a bad forehand?