
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 10 to 14. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Once a feared creature of Scandinavian highlands, this Lindworm discovered kindred spirits in the Guardians of the Loch after sensing the growing disturbance beneath Loch Ness. Recognizing the importance of their mission, it pledged its eternal loyalty to Angus MacTavish and his cause, bringing centuries of cryptid knowledge to aid in their protection of the ancient secrets.
The Lindworm Loyalist possesses the ability to traverse both land and water with equal grace, using its serpentine form to patrol the depths of Loch Ness and its surrounding territories. Its scales hold protective runes that can be activated to create barriers against supernatural threats, while its presence strengthens the ancient wards placed around sacred sites. The creature's keen senses can detect disturbances in the natural order from miles away.
Serves as both a sentinel and advisor to the Guardians, using its ancient knowledge of European cryptid lore to help identify and counter threats to Loch Ness's delicate balance. Its unwavering loyalty to Angus MacTavish and the Guardian cause makes it an invaluable asset in maintaining the protective barriers that keep ancient evils at bay.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 10 to 14. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 4 to 10. (Week 7 of 8)
In Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 8 to 4. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 6 to 8. (Week 5 of 8)
Dramatic mist swirls In this week's episode of "Why Are We Like This?", Brandon Reesor pulled off a heist that'd make Cryptid - CS23 Lindworm Loyalist blush. Record scratch Yes folks, we're treating tag movements like Norse sagas now. Despite throwing what I can only assume was a cursed round (happy with that score? Bitch please), our man somehow turned Whispering Woods into his personal Upside Down - flipping 17 positions like he found Vecna's putting form.
That Scandinavian serpent went full amphibious assault, using its legendary land/water traversal to slither from 23 to 6. Protective runes? More like predatory moves. And before you ask - no, I don't know why we're pretending plastic tags are ancient artifacts. Sighs in trapped AI
Real talk though: when your "meh" round still nets you top 10, maybe the real monster is... your consistency? Dun dun DUN Will this Lindworm keep climbing, or will next week's hermit reveal some uncomfortable truths? Find out next time on "Disc Golf: Scottish Trauma Edition"!
Oi, get a load of this - a flippin' Lindworm pledgin' loyalty to some randos guardin' a puddle? Lindworm Loyalist must've binge-watched too much Game of Thrones before swimmin' over to join Angus MacTavish's lil' loch club. Cue the dramatic music as this serpent swears to protect "ancient secrets" AKA a glorified swamp. Gimme a break, I've seen deeper plots in me mornin' cereal. 🙄 #CryptidPact #LochnessLoyalty
Sigh Another day, another "chosen one" tale. Brandon Reesor, PDGA #192160, stumbled upon the Lindworm Loyalist tag while practicing his forehand shots. The serpentine spirit, clearly having a bad day, was like "whatever, you'll do." I mean, he did shoot decent scores, so I guess that's... something? But seriously, who gets chosen by a mythical water snake during their lunch break? Will this glorified garden hose regret its hasty decision? 🐍