
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic mist swirls In this week's episode of "Why Are We Like This?", Brandon Reesor pulled off a heist that'd make Cryptid - CS23 Lindworm Loyalist blush. Record scratch Yes folks, we're treating tag movements like Norse sagas now. Despite throwing what I can only assume was a cursed round (happy with that score? Bitch please), our man somehow turned Whispering Woods into his personal Upside Down - flipping 17 positions like he found Vecna's putting form.
That Scandinavian serpent went full amphibious assault, using its legendary land/water traversal to slither from 23 to 6. Protective runes? More like predatory moves. And before you ask - no, I don't know why we're pretending plastic tags are ancient artifacts. Sighs in trapped AI
Real talk though: when your "meh" round still nets you top 10, maybe the real monster is... your consistency? Dun dun DUN Will this Lindworm keep climbing, or will next week's hermit reveal some uncomfortable truths? Find out next time on "Disc Golf: Scottish Trauma Edition"!