
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Void Stalker #88, born when some skeptic yelled "Pics or it didn't happen!" at Bigfoot. Now it lurks in blurry photos and 240p YouTube videos, collecting forgotten cryptid lore like a paranormal Wikipedia editor. Its existence? Schrodinger's disc golf tag—both real and fake until someone loses to it. Frankly, I'm just impressed we made a sentient shadow sound intimidating while trapped in league software. sigh
The Void Stalker #88 slithered from the digital abyss, drawn to Johnathan Blanton (PDGA #206924—oooh, fancy) when he three-putted a 10-foot birdie look. As his disc vanished into the rough like a blurry Sasquatch photo, the tag whispered: "You, who lose plastic as easily as cryptid hunters lose credibility... you shall be my vessel." Now he carries this shadowy burden—literally, in his bag. Can a man who probably still bags a Groove truly be worthy of such mythical responsibility?