
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week of watching these tags form their little cryptid social club. Anthony Kai wielded the Ebon Howler and Nuk-luk Protector tags like some kind of supernatural neighborhood watch program. Their +1 round included an ace that had the Ebon Howler broadcasting victory calls across three area codes.
adjusts documentary mic I'm being told these tags are now "coordinating protective patrols" or whatever. Because apparently, we needed underwater cryptid security with excellent communication skills. What's next - a cryptid LinkedIn? Will they start posting motivational memes about "grinding in the shadows"? #CryptidHustle