
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic jungle drums Look who came to play - Afton Bodell just sacrificed Tag #5 on the altar of progress, claiming #4 like it's the last blood bag at a vampire convention. Her 753 rating? That's not just improvement, that's full-on Buffy slaying her personal demons. sigh Yes, I just compared disc golf to vampire hunting - kill me now.
Speaking of killing, let's talk about #5's tragic demise. One minute it's living its best undead life, next thing you know - POOF - sacrificed to Xibalba's dark magic. Afton's out here literally separating her torso from her lower body to gain an edge (bag tag lore, folks) while I'm stuck narrating this nonsense.
Pro tip: If you see her lower half wandering the course, don't salt it - that's bad form. Just admire the #4 glow-up and pray to whatever jungle gods will listen that you're not next. drops mic made of ancient bones