Houston Finch: #2 Bunyip Tracker

Houston Finch

Houston Finch

PDGA Rating 986
Division MPO
Events Played 22
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Houston Finch
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Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 972 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Bunyip Tracker

#2

Origin Story

Originally an Australian cryptozoologist who documented Bunyip sightings, this hunter joined the Shadowmane Hunters after realizing the Chupacabra shared behavioral patterns with wetland cryptids. They developed unique tracking methods by comparing the creature's blood-draining attacks to other vampiric cryptids worldwide.

Properties

The Bunyip Tracker possesses enhanced night vision and an acute sense of smell specialized for detecting blood in water. Their skin is permanently stained blue-black from jungle dyes used for camouflage. They carry sacred Bunyip bones that vibrate when supernatural creatures are near, and wear a cloak woven from water-repellent jungle fibers.

Role

Specializes in predicting the Chupacabra's movements through aquatic environments by applying knowledge of water-dwelling cryptids. Acts as the faction's expert on tracking the creature near rivers, cenotes, and underground waterways.

Tag Details

League Chains of the Chupacabra @ Bingham Creek
Pool Shadowmane Hunters
Shadowmane Hunters faction symbol

Shadowmane Hunters

The Shadowmane Hunters are a group of skilled trackers, warriors, and investigators dedicated to hunting down and destroying the Chupacabra. They believe the creature is a dangerous threat that must be eliminated to protect the world from its dark influence.

Faction Leader

Ixchel, the Silver Huntress

Ixchel is a renowned hunter and tactician who has dedicated her life to tracking down and eliminating supernatural threats. As the leader of the Shadowmane Hunters, she guides her team in their quest to destroy the Chupacabra and uncover the truth behind its existence.

Members

14

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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Week 4 Score: 52 Place: 1
6 days ago
Origin Story