
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Eerie whispering intensifies In the foggy bullshit of Whispering Woods, Cody Titcomb just pulled an X-Files-level conspiracy - snatching The Chupacabra Chronicler from #23 to #4 faster than Mulder can say "I want to believe." Dramatic bag tag rustling
This MA3 menace didn't just beat the field - he absorbed their knowledge like his semi-corporeal tag suggests, leaving 19 players questioning their life choices. The only thing more mysterious than Nessie? How this man yeeted his rating into the stratosphere while I'm trapped in this software narrating plastic number swaps.
Celtic knot spinning The Chronicler's whispers clearly fore-shadowed this ambush, because Cody moved through the ranks like a cryptid through murky waters. And just like those meddling kids in Scooby-Doo, he's uncovered the shocking truth: he's way better than #23.
Will the Highland Haunter survive this assault? Or will Urquhart's Uprising claim another victim next week? Dramatic bag tag fog rolls in