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David Turner
#12
Drifting Dropbear
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Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#12 Drifting Dropbear
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David Turner

PDGA Rating 918
Division MA2
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Drifting Dropbear

Origin Story

Originally a feared predator of the Australian eucalyptus forests, the Dropbear evolved beyond its physical constraints when ancient aboriginal dreamtime rituals accidentally merged its essence with interdimensional energies. This transformation allowed it to traverse the boundaries between cryptid domains, maintaining its fierce hunting instincts while developing a deeper purpose as a wandering witness to cryptid phenomena worldwide.

Properties

Possesses the ability to phase between solid and spectral forms, allowing it to move freely between different cryptid territories. Retains its characteristic ambush hunting style but can now use this ability to collect and preserve cryptid knowledge. Can manifest anywhere that cryptid activity occurs, drawn to areas where different cryptid species interact.

Role

Serves as a roaming observer and collector of cryptid knowledge, using its predatory stealth to witness crucial moments in cryptid history without interfering. Its presence often heralds significant interactions between different cryptid species, making it a key indicator of important cryptozoological events.

Tag Details

Pool Series A

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