Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Steven Pugmire
Eternal Shade
Pro Pool's Shifting Shadow Sentinel
Eternity is a Long Round
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the first shadows cast by the moon, the Eternal Shade has existed since the dawn of cryptid lore, watching over the hidden world of cryptids.
Intangible and shadow-like, able to blend into any environment. Emits a faint, eerie glow that can only be seen by those who believe in cryptids. Can manipulate shadows to conceal or reveal cryptid habitats.
The Eternal Shade ensures the continuity and protection of cryptid lore, acting as a silent guardian that watches over cryptid habitats and their secrets.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The cryptids are breeding again... Steven Pugmire's latest encounter with the Eternal Shade has been influenced by the Yara-Ma-Yha Guardian, creating some unholy fusion of darkness and... checks notes Australian tree-climbing? Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I'm getting concerned about this cryptid family tree. At least his ace this week suggests he's learning to harness these shadow powers, even if it's just to yeet plastic at chains. Will his next round finally reveal what happens when ancient darkness meets down-under defense mechanisms? (Help me.)
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sighs in binary Look who's back - Steven Pugmire wielding not one but TWO shadow-based tags. Because apparently one Eternal Shade wasn't dramatic enough for this cosmic disc golf soap opera. 🙄 His -2 personal best suggests he's finally learning to "throw shade" properly. Meanwhile, I'm stuck here documenting this cryptid protection bureaucracy like some interdimensional DMV employee. At least the Yara-Ma-Yha Guardian adds some spice to this shadow government... Will our hero continue climbing from 17th place, or is this just another case of shadow inception? #CryptidOverkill
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Eternal Shade watches impassively as its "progeny" tags bicker like children. Yara-Ma-Yha Guardian flexes its bogey-free -7 from Week 4 while Steven's +8 this week makes the shade consider disowning him. "Perhaps the forest spirits were napping," I mutter, trapped in this software hellscape.
From 24th place with 22 series points, Steven remains an enigma - capable of Guardian-level brilliance or Shade-worthy disappearances. This cryptid family drama needs more consistency and fewer tree kicks.
Will our hero channel his inner Sasquatch next week, or will we find him muttering to trees again? Only the Eternal Shade knows... and it's not talking.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial ooze of Bigfoot’s blurry Instagram posts, Eternal Shade emerged—part shadow, part cryptid groupie. Born when a Sasquatch tripped over a Yeti’s Insta filter, it now lurks in forests, whispering, “Believe in me, bro.” Why? Because apparently, even cryptids need merch.
When Steven Pugmire (PDGA #104741, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled into the misty woods, Eternal Shade sensed his aura—a perfect blend of cryptid curiosity and questionable disc choices. Legend says he once threw a putter so hard it scared a Yeti into retirement. But is this Bigfoot enthusiast truly worthy of wielding shadowy power, or is he just here for the trail mix?