A wild cackle echoes through the crystal caves as Jasper 'Gold-Eye' McGillicutty's golden eyes gleam with excitement
By the singing crystals themselves, what a spectacle we've witnessed today! Young Leif has done what seasoned prospectors dream of - striking the purest vein in our crystalline fields! That -6 round? It's like watching raw quartz transform into diamond under pressure, folks!
Lowers voice to a reverent whisper
'Titanium Veins' has found itself a bearer worthy of its legendary status. Shooting 70 points above his rating? That's no fool's gold, my friends - that's the real mother lode! Three consecutive birdies gleaming like perfectly formed crystal points, while the rest of our miners were struggling at +2.9.
Gestures excitedly with his weathered hands
Mark my words, just as the deepest caves hold the richest treasures, this partnership between Leif and 'Titanium Veins' could reveal untold riches. The ancient miners whisper that sometimes the tag chooses the bearer as much as the bearer earns the tag.
Eyes glowing intensely in the cave's dim light
Keep your headlamps focused on this one, fellow prospectors. When the snow falls on Bingham Creek, only the truest lines shine through!