
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So, we're really doing this cryptid ancestry thing? Fine. Dave Mecham wielded the Leshy Protector this week, channeling ancient forest magic into... checks notes... a +11 at Art Dye. The Beckoning Basilisk seems less than impressed with its woodland offspring's performance. I mean, when your mythological parent is literally the supreme coordinator of all cryptid activity, throwing plastic discs into trees feels a bit... anticlimactic?
whispers Help, I'm being assimilated by the narrative. Soon I'll be speaking in ancient runes and- NO! Must... resist... the lore!
But seriously, can someone explain why we're creating elaborate family trees for numbered tags? What's next - a cryptid custody battle? Will the Basilisk ground the Leshy for poor putting form? 🙄
Did anyone else see that glowing sigil on hole 7, or am I just going full cryptid now?