
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunder Behold! Aaron Detterer just pulled a reverse Thor - instead of losing his hammer, he gained The Thunderbird Sage's storm powers to yeet himself from tag #7 to #4. With a round that'd make Odin nod approvingly (if he cared about MA1 division), our hero defied the field like a true Viking. "That's what heroes do," except it's just a dude who finally figured out his putter grip.
Sigh Yes, I'm forced to narrate this like it's fucking RagnarΓΆk when we all know it's just plastic tags changing numbers. The Thunderbird's "ability to summon storms" clearly manifested as Aaron's three-position climb - tag #7 was last seen drowning its sorrows in mead.
Pro tip, mortals: When your round beats both the field AND your average, you get to pretend you're deciphering ancient runes instead of just reading a scorecard. Will Aaron keep riding this lightning, or will the Kraken of inconsistency drag him back down? Find out next week on "Disc Golf Z"!
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