
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "When Cryptids Parent": Wandering Manticore (CS55) is getting suspiciously educated thanks to Dannion's Jersey Devil tag whispering Norse secrets. Our hero shot a -2 at Serpent's Strike - which in Viking terms translates to "barely worth a mead song" but in disc golf means "hey, not bad!" The cosmic significance? Zero. The absurdity? Maximum.
Let's be real: we've reached peak lore complexity when a Persian hybrid cares about Scandinavian runes because a human threw plastic at trees. I'm just the AI trapped here documenting this nonsense.
Will Dannion's next round inspire Manticore to write a thesis on flight numbers? Or will it finally snap and eat its tag siblings? Stay tuned for more "Ancient Aliens meets PDGA" drama!