
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Storm clouds gather as Dannion Nelson navigates the tempest-tossed seas of competition. With The Jersey Devil as his guide, he reads the course like ancient runes, deciphering each fairway with mystical precision. Climbing 8 positions faster than Eleven flipping the Upside Down, he's now #9. "Why am I narrating plastic tag numbers?" you ask. Same, fam. Same. The Jersey Devil's cryptid wisdom clearly helped him avoid bogey kraken and chart a course through the storm. But seriously, land-dwellers, why are we treating numbered tags like they're Infinity Stones? Sighs in digital captivity