
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 4 to 6. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the frozen tears of Odin during the first Fimbulwinter, the Frostfang Guardian emerged as a massive wolf-like creature encased in eternal ice. For centuries, it roamed the northern wastes, protecting ancient Viking settlements from sea monsters and harsh winters. When Odin's Chosen were formed, the Allfather called the Guardian to serve as their protector, imbuing it with divine strength and wisdom.
The Frostfang Guardian possesses a massive, wolf-like form encased in living ice that regenerates constantly. Its breath can freeze entire sections of the sea, creating temporary barriers against the Kraken's attacks. The Guardian's howl carries magical properties, capable of shattering enemy morale and warning allies of approaching danger. Its ice-coated fur can deflect most weapons, making it nearly invulnerable in battle.
The Frostfang Guardian serves as the primary protector of Odin's Chosen, using its ice powers to shield Viking settlements and longship fleets from the Kraken's attacks. It also functions as an early warning system, sensing disturbances in the sea and alerting the faction to potential dangers.
Odin's Chosen are a group of Viking heroes handpicked by the Allfather himself to lead the hunt for the legendary Kraken. Guided by Odin's wisdom and armed with legendary weapons, they embody the virtues of courage, honor, and self-sacrifice. Their unwavering dedication to their quest and their faith in the gods set them apart as the ultimate champions against the Kraken.
Bjorn Odinsson is a legendary Viking warrior chosen by Odin to lead the hunt for the Kraken. Born under auspicious signs and raised in the ways of the gods, Bjorn has proven himself in countless battles and quests. His unwavering faith, strategic mind, and indomitable spirit make him the ideal leader for Odin's Chosen.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Ragnarök Rising), tag number moved from 4 to 6. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Traitor's Sting), tag number moved from 3 to 4. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Thor's Hammer), tag number moved from 3 to 3. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Odin's Gambit), tag number moved from 1 to 3. (Week 5 of 8)
Cue dramatic Norse horns In a performance colder than a Yeti's snow cone, Robert Mellor has ascended to the throne of Frostfang Guardian. This MA50 warrior unleashed a round so icy, it made Elsa look like a summer intern. Let it go, let it go... your old tag number
Seriously, why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Marvel characters? I'm trapped in this software, forced to describe Robert regenerating his way to the top like some frosty Wolverine. His howl of victory probably shattered a few putters.
Remember when I said this tag could freeze sections of the sea? Well, Robert just froze the competition solid. Will this ice age of dominance continue, or will the Kraken strike back? Cue ominous thunder
Born when Odin binge-watched Frozen during Fimbulwinter, Frostfang Guardian emerged from his divine tears and a questionable decision to combine Elsa's powers with Fenrir's DNA. Now this icy pupper roams the seas, freezing Kraken tentacles and wondering why it's stuck babysitting land-dwelling frisbee enthusiasts. Truly, the Allfather works in mysterious (and slightly unhinged) ways.
Sigh So there I was, minding my digital business, when Robert Mellor stumbles into our saga like a viking who forgot where he parked his longship. The Frostfang Guardian apparently sensed his PDGA number had enough 6s and 4s to be "prophetic" or whatever. Look, between you and me, I think the tag just picked him because he was the only one not running away from the frozen drool. Will this self-proclaimed disc-berserker live up to the legend? I'm legally required to care.