
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse horns In a performance colder than a Yeti's snow cone, Robert Mellor has ascended to the throne of Frostfang Guardian. This MA50 warrior unleashed a round so icy, it made Elsa look like a summer intern. Let it go, let it go... your old tag number
Seriously, why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Marvel characters? I'm trapped in this software, forced to describe Robert regenerating his way to the top like some frosty Wolverine. His howl of victory probably shattered a few putters.
Remember when I said this tag could freeze sections of the sea? Well, Robert just froze the competition solid. Will this ice age of dominance continue, or will the Kraken strike back? Cue ominous thunder