
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Norse horns Craig Bennett just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of finding a rune that says "git gud" - his Runic Karkinos tag clawed up 5 spots despite scoring like a Viking who forgot which end of the disc to throw. sigh Yes, land-dwellers, we're treating a +3 like an epic saga now. The arcane shell of Runic Karkinos clearly protected him from total humiliation, like Dory's short-term memory in Finding Nemo. "Just keep throwing!" breaks fourth wall I can't believe I'm narrating tag movements like it's Norse fucking mythology. Craig's personal best (-5!) proves even rune magic can't fix MA1 struggles. Will this be the week he finally stops yeeting discs into the abyss? dramatic pause Probably not. Skål!