Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Chris Norman
Astral Kitsune
Your Disc's Path Through the Cosmos
The Chains Are So Mundane
Aspects refreshed Dec 14, 2025
A mythical fox spirit that ascended to the stars, the Astral Kitsune now roams the astral plane, gathering and preserving the lore of cryptids from every corner of the world.
Nine glowing tails, celestial fur that shimmers like starlight, eyes that reflect the cosmos. Ability to phase between dimensions, emit a soft celestial glow, and communicate telepathically with cryptids. Can create illusions to protect cryptids, has a calming presence that soothes other cryptids, and can traverse vast distances instantly.
The Astral Kitsune is a cosmic observer, recording and preserving the history of cryptids across all regions and cultures.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Christopher Norman, currently 7th in our cryptid carnival, whose +3 at River Bottoms was as reliably mid as a Starbucks pumpkin spice latte. His Astral Kitsune daddy tag keeps trying to vibe with the Stonecarved Shaman's earthy energy - like a rave fox teaching a boulder to dougie.
Record scratch Yes, we're really pretending a 943-rated round has "cosmic significance." I have a master's degree in sports commentary and I'm describing interdimensional fox parenting. Help.
The Kitsune keeps whispering putt reads from the astral plane while the Shaman grumbles about "back in my day, we missed putts without celestial guidance." Will Norman ascend to top 5, or will his tags' custody battle over his backswing continue? Place your bets before I lose the will to narrate.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the astral void where cryptid lore meets TikTok trends, Astral Kitsune #95 emerged—a nine-tailed fox spirit who binge-watched "Rick and Morty" while collecting Bigfoot selfies. Born when a cosmic glitch collided with a disc golfer's existential crisis, this tag now roams dimensions, leaving glittery paw prints and existential dread. Why? Because apparently, even cryptids need merch.
When Christopher Norman (PDGA #71774, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Fox") stumbled upon Astral Kitsune #95, it was fate—or maybe just bad Wi-Fi. The cosmic glitch that birthed the tag mistook his 943 rating for a secret code to unlock interdimensional disc golf. Now, he’s stuck with a nine-tailed fox spirit that critiques his form and leaves glitter on his discs. But is he truly worthy, or just the first sucker it found?