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Kieran Buhler
Pool Emblem Skvader Sage
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Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill

Mar 06 - Apr 24, 2025
Averaged a 950 rating
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#8 Skvader Sage
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Kieran Buhler

PDGA Rating 865
Division MA2
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Skvader Sage

Origin Story

The Skvader Sage was born from the union of ancient runic magic and the elusive Skvader, a cryptid known for its dual nature. Legend has it that Sigrid the Wise encountered the Skvader during her travels and, recognizing its potential, imbued it with runic knowledge. Over time, the Skvader evolved into a sage, dedicating its existence to the study and interpretation of ancient texts, becoming a key ally in the Rune Seekers' quest.

Properties

The Skvader Sage possesses a unique blend of physical and mystical attributes. Its body is a fusion of hare and grouse, allowing it to move swiftly and silently. Its eyes glow with runic energy, enabling it to see and interpret ancient texts with unparalleled clarity. The Sage's feathers are inscribed with runes that shimmer with arcane power, and its voice carries the wisdom of the ages, capable of translating even the most cryptic of texts.

Role

The Skvader Sage serves as the primary translator and interpreter for the Rune Seekers, decoding ancient runes and artifacts to uncover the secrets needed to defeat the Kraken. Its role is crucial in guiding the faction's strategies and ensuring that the knowledge of the ancients is preserved and utilized effectively.

Tag Details

League Legends Reborn @ Beacon Hill
Pool Rune Seekers
Rune Seekers

Rune Seekers

The Rune Seekers are a group of Viking scholars, sages, and explorers who believe that the key to defeating the Kraken lies in uncovering ancient artifacts and deciphering the secrets of the runes. They prioritize knowledge, wisdom, and cunning over brute force, and their understanding of the arcane arts gives them a unique advantage in the hunt for the Kraken.

By Odin's beard, the Kraken's tentacles are everywhere!
Bjorn Odinsson Sigrid the Wise

Faction Leader

Sigrid the Wise

Sigrid the Wise is a renowned Viking sage and scholar who leads the Rune Seekers. With an unparalleled understanding of the runes and a keen intellect, Sigrid has dedicated her life to unraveling the mysteries of the gods and the Kraken. Her wisdom, foresight, and mastery of the arcane make her an invaluable asset in the hunt for the legendary beast.

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Tag History

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Kieran Buhler
Week 3 Score: 52 Place: 1
13 days ago
Origin Story
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