
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Kraken's tentacles wrap around Kieran's dreams Oh honey, the Skvader Sage just took a nosedive worthy of Loki's pranks - from 4 to 12 faster than you can say "Ragnarök-whoopsie!" dramatic Viking horn sound
This week's performance was about as graceful as Thor bowling with Mjölnir - scoring 5.5 over personal average while the field sailed past like Viking longships. The Sage's runic vision clearly fogged up today. squints at scorecard Did you try interpreting these numbers? Because oof.
Remember last week when absence dropped you to 4? Turns out showing up was worse! fourth wall break I'm trapped in this software chronicling your disc golf sins while the Kraken laughs.
The Sage's hare-grouse hybrid form should've helped, but today you moved with the speed of a mead-hangover. whispers At least you're still holding the physical tag...small victories.
Next week: less "sinking like the Titanic," more "rising like Valhalla's chosen." Skål...or whatever.