HAR! Gather 'round, you southern softies, and let me tell you how the Dragonstone Legacy found its newest keeper in this season's first true northern test!
Young Malachi, with frost in his beard and fire in his eyes, claimed the ancient tag with a -2 showing that had more bite than a direwolf's welcome! Aye, the numbers might say he flew -39 points below his usual soaring heights, but any fool who's survived a winter beyond the Wall knows it's not the height of your flight, but how you land that matters!
Through snow-kissed fairways and winds that'd freeze a giant's tears, our warrior fought like one of the First Men. The field average of -0.1 shows how many others fell to winter's cruel embrace, but Malachi? HAR! Those three bounce-back recoveries proved he's got the old blood in him!
The Dragonstone Legacy has chosen well - for now. But remember what I always say: "In the North, titles are like snowflakes - beautiful while they last, but quick to melt when the heat comes." Let's see if our new keeper can hold what he's won when the next storm rolls in!
takes long drink from horn
The ancient tag may have found its perch, but winter... winter is still coming.
