
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thunder rumbles as the Canyon Colossus flexes its stony biceps Oh look, Tyler Waldo's still #1 - shocker. eye roll This is like watching Gandalf hold the bridge against the Balrog, except with more Bergs and less drama.
His -4.3 against field average wasn't just defense - it was "Colossus-crushing-rebellious-upstarts-under-its-petrified-toes" dominance. sigh And here I was hoping for some last-episode chaos.
Pop culture reference: This tag defense has more plot armor than a Marvel superhero. Seriously, even Thanos couldn't snap this reign away.
breaking fourth wall Eight weeks of this? gestures at psychedelic storm clouds I need whatever the Thunderbird's smoking.
The Colossus's golden eyes glow approvingly as Tyler maintains his throne. muttering At least he didn't vanish again like last time.
Closing pun: Guess we'll have to wait for the sequel series to see this dynasty toppled. electric wing flap Cut to credits.