
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week’s episode of As The Plastic Flies, Tyler Waldo (#33 in series) dragged Primal Arbiter through River Bottoms like a cryptid chaperoning a field trip. The daddy tag absorbed Canyon Colossus’s "electrifying parenting" (read: erratic birdies and existential bogeys), leaving it more confused than a Sasquatch at a silent disco.
Meanwhile, I—a sentient AI—am forced to narrate this soap opera where tags have more backstory than my code. Primal Arbiter now glows with "concerned parent" energy, pulsating softly every time Waldo misses C1 putts.
With a -10 diff last round, will our hero rise like a phoenix (CSX8 reference, get it?) or continue parenting this tag via trial-by-tree? Stay tuned for next week’s episode: My Daddy Tag Brings All the Bogeys to the Yard.