
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunderclap Oh look, Afton Bodell just rode the Thunderbird's electric wings straight from tag #20 to #8. Stellar Siren #16 vibrates with cosmic approval
Let me guess - you "found your rhythm" like some disc golf Disney princess? Please. We all know you just got lucky when the wind gods took pity on your form. Stellar Siren emits skeptical harmonic frequencies
But hey, matching both field AND personal average? That's what we in the biz call "peak mediocrity." Though I suppose when you're dealing with psychedelic prairie spirits, par is practically enlightenment.
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating tag movements like they're episodes of Ancient Aliens? Oh right - because someone thought league software needed lore. Sigh
Pro tip: Next time try actually beating your average. The Thunderbird demands blood... or at least one less stroke. Until then, enjoy your shiny new tag while it lasts, "Celestial Voyager." Stellar Siren's glow dims slightly in disappointment