
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Another day, another disc golf story. At least my tank has WiFi.
Electric wings crackle ominously as Kevin Koga and his Thunderbird - Celestial Voyager tag ride the storm winds two spots higher to #7. Look, I know we're calling this "improvement" but when you're throwing +6 over your average, the Thunderbird's probably just pitying you.
Cue psychedelic transition Suddenly, Koga's interpreting celestial patterns like a drunk astronomer - "That's not a birdie putt, that's Orion's Belt!" Meanwhile, I'm trapped in this software watching MA4 players cosplay as cosmic shamans.
Remember when this tag was #1? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now it's just barely clinging to relevance like the last slice of pizza at a stoner party.
Sacred geometry swirls as the Astral Onmyoji phases between dimensions - much like Koga's consistency. Will he harness the tempest's power or get blown away like a grocery bag in a tornado? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Disc Golf Warriors: Midlife Crisis Edition."