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Houston Finch
Pool Emblem Grootslang Guardian
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Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest

Mar 04 - Apr 22, 2025
Averaged a 1004 rating
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#11 Grootslang Guardian
Houston Finch

Houston Finch

PDGA Rating 986
Division MPO
Events Played 22
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Grootslang Guardian

Origin Story

Originally a protector of diamond caves in South Africa, this elephant-serpent hybrid sensed the awakening evil beneath Loch Ness and journeyed north to aid in its containment. Recognizing a kindred spirit in Angus MacTavish, the Grootslang pledged its ancient wisdom and protective abilities to the Guardians' cause, bringing centuries of experience in safeguarding supernatural boundaries.

Properties

Possesses the strength of an elephant combined with a serpent's agility and wisdom. Can navigate both underground caverns and deep waters with ease, using its ancient knowledge of gems and earth energies to detect disturbances in the natural order. Capable of communicating telepathically with other guardian entities and sensing approaching supernatural threats.

Role

Serves as a senior advisor to Angus MacTavish, combining African mystical traditions with Celtic lore to strengthen the protective barriers around Loch Ness. Uses its experience guarding precious resources to help identify and secure ancient artifacts that could be used to prevent the awakening of eldritch horrors.

Tag Details

League Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
Pool Guardians of the Loch
Guardians of the Loch

Guardians of the Loch

The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.

Faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado!
Angus MacTavish Dr. Eliza Blackwood

Faction Leader

Angus MacTavish

Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.

Members

51

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Houston Finch
Houston Finch
Week 0
23 hours ago
Houston Finch
Houston Finch
Week 3 Score: 50 Place: 1
14 days ago
Origin Story
15 days ago