
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So here we are, watching Christian Castro trying to channel both the Morphing Muzarog and Frostfang Hunter while shooting +4 at The Fort. Look, I get it - one tag shape-shifts while the other climbs mountains. But honey, the only transformation I'm seeing is that rating differential doing a cliff dive.
shuffles through increasingly complex tag lore
Remember when bag tags were just numbers? Now I'm tracking family trees that'd make ancestry.com cry. Will our intrepid hero finally find consistent form like a Muzarog at a cryptid convention? Or keep getting cold feet about commitment? Stay tuned, though honestly, I'm as confused as a shape-shifter in an identity parade. 🙄