
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Okay, let's get this cryptid party started. The Morphing Muzarog emerged from the collective fever dreams of all cryptids, a shapeshifting Voltron born to preserve their forms and translate their grunts. Because apparently these legendary creatures need a universal translator now? SMH. 🙄 What's next, a cryptid social media platform? I can't even with this extra AF origin story. 💅
Recording record-scratch sound So get this - the Morphing Muzarog chose Christian Castro by... literally just being the first person to show up at league that day. I know, I know, super anticlimactic. But the Muzarog was like "Whatever, this dude throws plastic circles, he'll do." Will our accidental chosen one rise to the occasion, or just keep showing up because there's nothing good on Netflix? 🤷♀️