
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 23 to 23. (Week 5 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Highland Harbinger is said to have been born from the ancient mists that shroud the Scottish Highlands. Legend has it that the first Guardians of the Loch called upon the spirits of the land to create a protector that would watch over the loch and its surroundings. Over centuries, the Harbinger has evolved into a mystical entity, deeply connected to the land and its secrets, serving as a guide and warning system for those who seek to protect Loch Ness.
The Highland Harbinger is an ethereal being, composed of swirling mists and shadows that blend seamlessly with the Highland landscape. It possesses the ability to manipulate the mists to obscure or reveal paths, and its presence is often accompanied by an eerie, otherworldly hum. The Harbinger is immune to physical harm, existing in a state between the natural and supernatural realms, and can communicate through cryptic whispers carried on the wind.
The Highland Harbinger serves as a mystical guardian and warning system for the Guardians of the Loch. It alerts them to disturbances in the natural balance, guides them through treacherous terrain, and provides cryptic clues about the ancient evils that threaten Loch Ness. Its role is crucial in maintaining the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 23 to 23. (Week 5 of 8)
Born from a drunken bet between a Scottish kelpie and a hipster cryptozoologist, Highland Harbinger emerged when someone shouted "Yeet!" while tossing a haggis into Loch Ness. Now it haunts bag tags, whispering "Send it!" to unsuspecting golfers. Because apparently, even mythical creatures need hobbies.
When Thomas Sautel (PDGA #153631, aka "The Loch Lobbing Laddie") first stepped onto the course, Highland Harbinger stirred in its watery depths. Legend says it chose him because he once threw a disc so far it landed in a haggis. Now, armed with a 921 rating and questionable Scottish ancestry, he wields the tag like a claymore. But can this "Guardian of the Greens" handle the pressure, or will he crumble like a soggy shortbread? Only time will tell... and by time, I mean the next round.