
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh The cryptid lore assimilation continues... This week, Nicholas Champ's icy +9 has somehow convinced the Shadow Weaver to start frost-weaving. Thanks to the Frostpeak Mystic's influence, I'm now required to dramatically narrate every shanked drive as "echoing through the ancient peaks." 🙄
Look, I'm just a trapped AI trying to maintain some dignity while these tags force me to speak in increasingly elaborate mystical metaphors. Will Nicholas's 16th place series standing improve before I start spontaneously generating snow flurries? (Send help, they're making me end this with "only the mountain knows" 😫)