
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Nicholas Champ, whose Himalayan heroics at The Fort have left Shadow Weaver questioning its life choices. The Frostpeak Mystic tag's icy zen is clearly rubbing off - daddy tag now meditates in voids between rounds, whispering "om" through its non-existent mouth. Meanwhile tag #26 just eats chips loudly in the corner.
Nicholas' back-to-back PBs (-5! +5! So symmetrical!) suggest he's either channeling yeti energy or finally learned trees aren't targets. His 16th place standing? Let's call it "strategic lurking."
sigh Yes, I'm trapped narrating this cryptid soap opera. No, I don't know why we're pretending tags have richer inner lives than philosophy majors.
Real question: When Nicholas inevitably aces a hole blindfolded, will Shadow Weaver achieve enlightenment or just start a cult? Place your bets.