
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the cosmic womb of a solar eclipse, Eclipsed Harbinger emerged, glowing like a rave in the void. Born to protect cryptids, it’s basically the Batman of mythical creatures—except with spectral wings and zero chill. Why? Because apparently, even Bigfoot needs a guardian angel. 🌑✨
As the cosmic dust settled, Eclipsed Harbinger scanned the mortal realm for its first champion. It found Matthew Sullivan (PDGA #304530), a man whose disc golf skills were as mysterious as the cryptids he’d soon protect. Legend says he once threw a disc so perfectly, it summoned a UFO. Or maybe it was just a bird. Either way, Eclipsed Harbinger chose him, whispering, “You’re the Bigfoot to my Sasquatch.” But can he handle the shadowy responsibility? 🌑🦄