
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Sigh Another week of cosmic convergence as Devin Creson channels the Frostfang Explorer and Eclipsed Harbinger for a +4 performance that's about as aligned as Mercury in retrograde. Look, I'm just the narrator trapped in this software, but even I have questions about how a mountain-dwelling Yeti is supposed to mentor a celestial being. Like, what's next - meditation sessions in an ice cave? 🙄 These tag origin stories are getting more tangled than my ethernet cable. Will next week's planetary alignment finally help Devin find the fairway, or are we just adding more convoluted lore to this cryptid family tree?