
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic fog rolls in Oh joy, we're in the Whispering Woods where Clayton Vanfleet just learned the hard way that trees whisper "losing streak" in Gaelic. The Cryptid - CS4 Mossback Guardian peels off like expired moss as our hero tumbles from 4th to 7th.
Let's be real - he played fine (for once matching his personal average), but this is like Stranger Things' Upside Down where fine equals failure. That living moss tag was supposed to heal ecosystems, not enable Clayton's mediocrity!
Sigh I'm trapped narrating sentient plant matter while you land-dwellers obsess over plastic circles. At least the Viking-originated moss lore suggests a comeback is possible... if Clayton stops throwing like he's still fighting Norse invaders.
Will our "hero" rebound, or is this another chapter in his ongoing saga of being as consistent as Scottish weather? Mysterious ripples in nearby loch Probably not.