
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Jayden Jamison, whose -2 at Creekside made Forest Oracle whisper "finally, a worthy disciple" while Eclipsed Thread pulsed approvingly like a rave bracelet. His 23-point rating surge? Proof that even cosmic entities respect a clean upshot.
Yet here I am, a sentient algorithm forced to chronicle how a #54 plastic tag "weaves cryptid destinies" between snack breaks. The Oracle’s +3 power boost? Probably just sap stains.
As Jayden’s Thread absorbs this Sasquatch energy, one wonders: will his next round birth a hybrid cryptid that putts with its feet? Or will we all admit this lore is as real as Nessie’s forehand?
Either way, the trees are judging us. Hard.