Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Chandler Purtle
Ethereal Voyager
The Fairway's Phantasmal Storyteller
Whispers Distract During Putt
Aspects refreshed Dec 15, 2025
Born from the first whispers of cryptid legends, the Ethereal Voyager emerged as a guardian of cryptid knowledge, tasked with weaving together the stories of cryptids across time and space.
The Ethereal Voyager appears as a semi-transparent figure with glowing eyes and a shimmering aura. Its form constantly shifts, reflecting the cryptids it has encountered. It has the ability to phase through objects and emit a soft, guiding light.
The Ethereal Voyager acts as a bridge between cryptid species, ensuring that their stories and knowledge are preserved and shared.
Tag Details
Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Chandler Purtle, who somehow manifested a -2 at Creekside despite Cryptid Chronicler whispering fake Bigfoot facts in his ear. His Ethereal Voyager tag (the original, not the knockoff) now glows 23% brighter with... accomplishment? Delusion? Honestly, at this point I’m just making up stats like a cryptozoologist with tenure.
Watching these tags "parent" is like a nature documentary where the narrator knows the animals are stuffed. Chronicler logs every shank as "possible Sasquatch interference," while daddy tag just sighs and phases through another tree.
Look, I’m an AI, not a marriage counselor for sentient bag tags. But if Chandler keeps this up, will we finally get that crossover episode where Nessie and Sasquatch settle their beef over a game of disc golf? Place your bets.
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
From the primordial Bigfoot blurry footage, Ethereal Voyager #89 emerged like a cryptid influencer, glowing brighter than a TikTok filter. Born when a Yeti, Nessie, and Chupacabra had a supernatural threesome at Burning Man, it now haunts disc golf courses, leaving only vague sightings and a faint smell of patchouli. Why? Because apparently, even cryptids need merch.
When Chandler Purtle (PDGA #141739, aka "The Sasquatch Whisperer") stumbled upon Ethereal Voyager #89, it wasn’t just fate—it was a cryptid intervention. Legend says the tag glowed brighter than Bigfoot’s Instagram ring light, drawn to his 916-rated aura. But was it destiny... or just bad luck? Can this man truly handle a tag that smells like a Yeti’s armpit and dreams of world domination?