
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the shadow of the Great Eclipse, when Bigfoot was busy streaming on Twitch and Nessie was ghosting Tinder matches, Eclipsed Harbinger emerged from a cosmic glitch. Born from a celestial bug in the Matrix, this tag whispers cryptic emojis and leaves no trace—except for the faint smell of burnt popcorn. Why? Because even cryptids need snacks.
When Owen Millet (PDGA #272581, aka "The Man Who Throws Like a Cryptid") stumbled into the woods, he wasn’t looking for glory—just his disc. But Eclipsed Harbinger had other plans. It zapped him with cosmic static, whispering, “You’ve been chosen… to lose me in a pond later.” Now, with a 949 rating and a tag that smells like burnt popcorn, Owen must prove he’s more than just a snack enthusiast. Will he rise to the occasion or just throw shade?