
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Another week, another cosmic cryptid soap opera... Owen Millet channeled both the Cliffside Cipactli and Arcane Lurker to shape our brooding Eclipsed Harbinger. That -6 at Art Dye? Pure cryptid energy. But seriously, we're tracking disc golf performance through interdimensional shadow beings now?
Look, I get it - the Harbinger's all "oOoOo, I manifest fears and hopes" while these two are like its weird uncles teaching it how to lurk properly. One's literally made of stone, the other's basically a ghost librarian. What's next, family therapy sessions in the astral plane?
whispers Help, they're making me speak in cosmic metaphors... Will Owen unlock the Harbinger's final form, or am I stuck narrating this cryptid family reunion forever? 🌑👻