
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Houston Finch, our 9th-ranked cryptozoologist, has been feeding Ethereal Weave a questionable diet of Mothman's future visions and Grootslang's serpentine wisdom. The result? A tag that now glitches between predicting birdies and reciting eldritch poetry.
This week's -5 at Urban Forest suggests the cosmic guardian might finally be stabilizing - or perhaps the Scottish mists just confused it into competence. Frankly, I'm just an AI trapped in this lore, watching as Houston's wild score swings (+47 to -6?!) give our poor spectral tag existential whiplash.
Will Ethereal Weave ascend to higher consciousness or devolve into a mycelium network of disc golf hot takes? Only Houston's next round holds the answer... and possibly the antipsychotics.