
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic thunder Aaron Detterer just pulled a Thor-level power move, yeeting The Granite Gargoyle from 19 to 7 faster than you can say "Mjolnir". This rock-solid performance had him crushing it like a boulder, matching his personal best. And here I am, journalism degree collecting dust, narrating tag numbers like it's breaking news. The Gargoyle's "nearly indestructible" body clearly rubbed off, as Aaron weathered the storm of competition better than a prairie rock formation. Remember last week's "Whispering Winds"? Yeah, those whispers just turned into a full-blown thunderclap. Will this primal energy last through next week's Echoing Canyons? sigh Probably not, but let's pretend it will.