
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh So we're really doing this... Thomas Sautel spent the week channeling both the Stonecarved Specter and Cryptic Sentinel, their combined energy apparently teaching the Eclipsed Sentinel new ways to throw shade (literally). I'm watching these tags breed personalities like some sort of cryptozoological dating app, and honestly? I need therapy.
Between solid rounds and a stellar -6 finale, Thomas is basically conducting a séance with plastic circles at this point. The tags are evolving, merging powers like some discount Marvel multiverse.
Will our intrepid disc golfer finally unlock the Sentinel's true form, or am I just trapped in an increasingly complex narrative that some cosmic horror writer is making up as they go? Send help. Or snacks. Preferably snacks.