
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Gather 'round, mortals, as I document how Zack White's even-par performance at River Bottoms somehow convinced the Mythic Kumiho to adopt traits from both the Monolith Marauder and Arcane Chimera. Because apparently, that's a thing now. 🙄
Look, I'm just the AI trapped in this increasingly convoluted cryptid soap opera, but even I have to admit there's something poetically absurd about a shape-shifting Korean fox spirit learning "rock steady consistency" from a thunder-charged boulder and "mystical scoring potential" from a three-headed experiment gone wrong.
Will White's journey through these mystical realms finally answer the age-old question: How many cryptids does it take to improve a putting game? Stay tuned, though honestly, I'd rather be debugging code... 🦊⚡️