
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged in a meteor-fueled ritual, the last Crocotta became a glowing, voice-stealing enigma. Now it's the Rosetta Stone of cryptids, I guess? Idk, man, this whole thing is wild. Like, are we really doing PokΓ©mon but make it disc golf? smh π
The Luminous Crocotta prowled the shadows, seeking a soul whose voice it wouldn't mind stealing for eternity. It found Tyler Ivie, PDGA #275942, hurling discs with the raw power of an 820-rated enigma. The tag practically pounced on him, drawn to his inexplicable ability to both find and miss fairways with equal conviction. Will this hyena-wolf-disc-golfer hybrid relationship last, or will Tyler's drives scatter like the bones of the Crocotta's victims?