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Nathan Lemon
Omnipresent Tatzlworm
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Cryptid Series

Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
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#76 Omnipresent Tatzlworm
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PDGA Rating 844
Division MA4
Events Played 4
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Omnipresent Tatzlworm

Origin Story

Born from the collective belief of Alpine villagers who glimpsed a strange creature in the mountain shadows, the Tatzlworm evolved beyond its regional origins when it discovered ancient ley lines connecting cryptid habitats worldwide. As it traversed these metaphysical pathways, it absorbed aspects of each cryptid it encountered, gradually developing the unique ability to exist in multiple places simultaneously while maintaining a singular consciousness that spans all cryptid domains.

Properties

The Omnipresent Tatzlworm exists as a quantum entity, capable of manifesting multiple physical forms across different regions while maintaining a unified awareness. Its serpentine body constantly shifts between solid matter and ethereal energy, allowing it to pass through physical barriers and inhabit spaces between dimensions. When threatened, it can disperse its consciousness across countless micro-manifestations, becoming virtually indestructible while gathering intelligence from every corner of the cryptid world.

Role

The Omnipresent Tatzlworm serves as both witness and record-keeper of all cryptid phenomena, its distributed consciousness collecting and preserving the histories, behaviors, and evolutionary paths of cryptids across every culture and era. It functions as the living archive of cryptozoological knowledge, occasionally revealing fragments of this wisdom to those worthy of understanding the true nature of cryptid existence.

Tag Details

Pool Series B

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