
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold Jared Tanner, currently 22nd in our cryptid circus, whose -1 at Kelburn's Keep summoned both Spectral Chronicler (the cryptid historian) and Ethereal Harbinger (the ghostly GPS). Their spectral custody battle over daddy tag Ethereal Harbinger would be touching if it wasn't mathematically impossible. Congrats on the PB though - nothing says "personal growth" like being parented by two glowy fanfics. The tags whisper of a "Ghost Protocol" (mission improbable), but let's be real: we're just making this up as we go. sigh When will you mortals learn that throwing plastic at trees isn't an arcane ritual? Though... if Jared keeps this up, might his tags finally achieve corporeal form and start fetching his discs?