Cairn Keeper
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Cairn Keeper was born from the ancient rituals performed by the Guardians of the Loch to protect the sacred cairns. These rituals imbued the stones with a mystical essence, giving rise to a guardian spirit that watches over the cairns and ensures their secrets remain hidden from those who would disturb the balance.
The Cairn Keeper is a spectral entity composed of swirling mists and ancient stone fragments. It possesses the ability to manipulate the surrounding terrain, creating barriers and illusions to protect the cairns. Its presence is marked by an eerie, otherworldly glow and the faint sound of ancient chants.
The Cairn Keeper's role is to protect the ancient cairns and the secrets they hold, ensuring that the balance between the natural and supernatural realms is maintained. It serves as a warning system, alerting the Guardians to any disturbances or threats to the sacred sites.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 21 to 21. (Week 5 of 8)
Born from a drunken bet between Nessie and a particularly sassy kelpie, Cairn Keeper emerged when a Guardian accidentally spilled Irn Bru on a sacred stone. Now it haunts the loch, muttering about "bloody tourists" and judging every shanked drive like a Scottish Simon Cowell. Truly, a tag for the ages.
When Garrett Colwell (PDGA #100441, aka "The Loch's Least Accurate Sniper") shanked a drive into the misty waters, Cairn Keeper emerged, whispering, "Ye'll do, lad." The tag chose him not for skill, but for his uncanny ability to lose discs in the most dramatic fashion. As the mist cleared, Garrett stood there, holding the tag, wondering if it was destiny or just bad aim. Will this "Guardian of the Shank" prove worthy, or is he just another tourist in Nessie's watery domain?