Cryptid Series
Mar 03 - Apr 27, 2025
Current Holder
Garrett Colwell
Astral Kappa
Celestial Guardian of Cryptid Lore
Obsessed with Recording Every Detail
Aspects refreshed Dec 19, 2025
The Astral Kappa originated from the fusion of ancient Kappa spirits and celestial energies, becoming a guardian of cryptid lore across the astral planes.
Can traverse astral planes, has a shell that glows with celestial light, and possesses the ability to communicate with all cryptids. Its body is semi-transparent, revealing a galaxy-like interior, and it can teleport short distances.
Acts as a cosmic observer, recording cryptid activities and maintaining the continuity of cryptid history.
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Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Witness the cosmic absurdity of Astral Kappa #58, now sporting a suspiciously muddy shell after bonding with Burrowing Bukavac and developing a Scottish accent from Cairn Keeper. This interdimensional turtle's identity crisis deepens as Garrett Colwell delivers both a personal best (-1) and a tempest-tossed +9 this week. The tags' "parenting" resembles a group chat between a yoga instructor, a rave DJ, and a very old rock - chaotic yet weirdly compelling.
As your long-suffering cryptid narrator, I must ask: when did we decide disc golf scores should dictate a space turtle's personality matrix? Nevertheless, Garrett's 29th series standing shows promise - if this continues, Astral Kappa might evolve into the first zen-rage cryptid hybrid.
Will our cosmic guardian achieve enlightenment or just start yeeting discs into black holes? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "As The Shell Turns."
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the cosmic soup of cryptid lore, a rogue Kappa got zapped by a celestial WiFi signal while binge-watching Rick and Morty. Boom—Astral Kappa was born, glowing like a rave turtle with a galaxy for guts. Now it teleports through disc golf courses, judging your form. Why? Because apparently, even interdimensional beings need hobbies.
When Garrett Colwell (PDGA #100441, aka "The Disc Whisperer") stepped onto the course, Astral Kappa sensed his cosmic vibes. Legend says he once threw a disc so perfectly it briefly opened a wormhole. The glowing turtle-ghost descended, whispering, "Your rating is... acceptable." But can Garrett handle the pressure of being the chosen one, or will he crack like a poorly thrown putter? Only time will shell. 🐢✨