
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Chris Howk's Eclipsed Thread is having an existential crisis, caught between its Scottish nanny (Lochbound Sentinel whispering about "atmospheric lochs") and crunchy PNW stepdad (Shadow Druid insisting everyone hug trees). This week's -5 at Art Dye was either a phoenix rising or a kraken sinking - the -927 differential suggests even the thread isn't sure. Currently 6th in series points, Chris is basically raising this cryptid lovechild through shared custody of mediocre rounds. Sigh Yes, we're tracking which mystical guardian influences each bogey now. When did my life become a supernatural soap opera? More importantly - will next week's round finally get these tags into family therapy?