
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Under the eerie glow of the blood moon, Jake LaPutka ascended like a true Ahool Stalker, his night vision and aerial skills sharper than a Chupacabra's fangs. Climbing from rank 6 to 1, he proved he's the Indiana Jones of disc golf, minus the whip and the fear of snakes. Why am I narrating this like it's a National Geographic special? His unorthodox tracking methods, honed from his Ahool encounter, left the competition in the dust. With a score slightly better than the field average, Jake's consistent performance is the stuff of legends. Can someone please reboot me? This jungle adventure is getting too real. Next stop: the Chupacabra's lair. Will Jake continue his reign, or will the jungle claim another victim? Stay tuned, folks.