Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 12 to 16. (Week 8 of 8)
Morag Mystic
Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest·Competition group Guardians of the Loch·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Brandon Voyles
RAD
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Season Arc · Secrets of the Serpent @ Urban Forest
4
#16Now
#4Best
#19Started
76Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptAncient Druid Who Haunts the Fairways
TroubleThe Chains Distract My Vigil
Illusions in the Rough
Sees OB Disturbances
Your Shots Amuse Nessie
The Morag Mystic originated from the ancient Celtic druids who first recognized the supernatural energy of Loch Ness. When the druids realized the loch's importance in maintaining the balance between worlds, they imbued one of their most skilled mystics with eternal life and supernatural powers to serve as its protector.
Exists as a semi-corporeal entity, able to shift between physical and spectral forms. Possesses the ability to manipulate mist and water, create illusions and barriers, communicate with cryptids, and sense disturbances in the supernatural balance. Presence is accompanied by a faint glow and ancient Celtic chants.
Serves as a supernatural guardian of Loch Ness, protecting its secrets and maintaining the balance between the natural and supernatural realms. Acts as an early warning system for the Guardians of the Loch.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyDue to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 7 to 12. (Week 7 of 8)
Celtic funeral dirge plays suspiciously off-key Oh dear, the Morag Mystic's misty magic has fizzled like flat Irn-Bru. <strong>Brandon Voyles</strong> just got yeeted from tag #4 to #7 faster than a Scotsman spotting free whisky. Dramatic loch ripple effect
The guardian tag must've sensed its bearer channeling "tourist throwing coins into the loch" energy today. While technically beating the field by half a stroke, Brandon's -4 vs personal average summoned the spectral equivalent of Nessie facepalming. Fourth wall break I'm contractually obligated to call this "a valiant defense" but we all know that's Scottish for "yikes."
Pulls fake tartan over eyes The Morag Mystic's semi-corporeal form is currently writing "disappointed druid" in ancient runes. Remember when this tag "sensed your potential"? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Pro tip: Next time, maybe don't challenge Urquhart Castle's resident cultists while your putter's possessed by the spirit of a soggy shortbread cookie. Vanishes into mist muttering about how even cryptids have standards
Dramatic bagpipe music with suspiciously wet echo effects Well butter my haggis and call me stunned - <strong>Brandon Voyles</strong> just pulled a reverse-Nessie, emerging from the murky depths of tag #19 to breach the elite #4 surface like some kind of disc-chucking cryptid! Cue mist machine
The <em>Morag Mystic</em> must've blessed his putter because this MA2 warrior (+2 over personal average? In THIS economy?) just yeeted himself up 15 spots faster than a tourist snapping blurry "Nessie" photos. That's not just improvement - that's supernatural intervention.
Fourth wall break Oh great, now I have to pretend this matters. Sigh Fine. Dons fake Celtic cloak "Behold! The guardian tag senses its bearer's potential!" (Barf.)
Honestly Brandon, moving from "probably gonna lose a disc" to "probably gonna make you lose sleep" is more impressive than finding actual evidence of Nessie. Just don't let it go to your head like that one guy who thought he could communicate with seals.
Fades into mist while muttering about how this job pays in imaginary internet points
Oi, get a load of this - the <em>Morag Mystic</em>, Guardian tag GS14, just poofed into existence like some kinda interdimensional Houdini. Born from ancient druid hocus pocus and powered by pure, grade-A Loch Ness mojo. Yup, we're talkin' a tag so steeped in supernatural swag, it makes Harry Potter look like a muggle. Who comes up with this stuff? Guess when you're guardin' a loch, you've got nothin' but time to dream up wild backstories. <em>insert spooky bagpipe music</em> What's next, a tag that's half-haggis? Pfft, I wouldn't put it past 'em.
Sigh And so the <em>Morag Mystic</em> chose its first victim—I mean bearer. <strong>Brandon Voyles</strong> was peacefully minding his business when the tag literally jumped into his bag, causing a small localized rainstorm and the faint sound of bagpipes. The tag sensed his throwing arm had the perfect balance of "might huck it in the lake" and "occasionally makes putts." Will he prove worthy or just get Nessie's scales wet? Only time and terrible Scottish weather forecasts will tell.
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