
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh snap, y'all ready for this? The Dreamwalking Djinn just materialized outta nowhere like a Pokémon evolving, feeding on humanity's nightmares since before TikTok was a thing. This smokeless fire has been cataloging cryptids across space and time, all while throwing shade at our measly three dimensions. Spooky, right? The real question is, why's this eldritch being slumming it in disc golf software? Sounds sus to me... 👀
sighs into mic So the Dreamwalking Djinn needed a vessel, scanning the parking lot like it was swiping through Tinder profiles. It settled on Steven Anderson, who was just trying to enjoy his breakfast burrito. Why him? The djinn claims it sensed "untapped potential" but between us, I think it just liked his throwing form. Disc-possessed much? Will our boy Steven embrace his role as the chosen one, or will he just use the tag to prop up his wobbly camping chair?