
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Dramatic bagpipe noises Well butter my haggis, look who's swimming upstream! Steven Anderson, our favorite Eldritch Navigator victim, just pulled a reverse-Nessie - emerging from the depths of tag #20 to breach the surface at #8. That's a 12-spot leap, which in Scottish cryptid math translates to "barely avoiding being sacrificed to the Old Ones."
Squints at performance data Oh honey, a 66 when your average is 57? The Navigator clearly whispered some questionable putting advice from the abyss. But hey, matching the field average is like finding a dry spot in the Highlands - rare but not impossible.
Fourth wall break I can't believe I'm narrating this like it's some epic quest and not a dude in cargo shorts yeeting plastic at trees. Sigh At least the tag's Celtic curse seems to be working - Steven's now navigating the leaderboard like he's got actual ley line powers.
Remember last time when I said he'd develop a weird accent? Taps mic "Och aye, mah forehand's possessed by the spirits!" called it. Next week: Will he maintain this dark pact, or will the Navigator demand his firstborn disc in payment? Stay tuned, you masochists.