
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 21 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Originating from an ancient Celtic legend about a massive sea creature that could transform into human form, it became bound to Loch Ness through druidic rituals over centuries. Tasked with protecting the loch's secrets, its transformation abilities evolved into a unique form of camouflage, allowing it to blend seamlessly with the dark waters and misty surroundings.
Possesses the ability to manipulate water currents and create dense fog banks for concealment. Its scales can change color to match its surroundings, and it emits a low-frequency hum that can disorient intruders. The sentinel has enhanced sensory perception, allowing it to detect disturbances in the loch's delicate ecosystem from great distances.
Serves as a mystical early warning system and protector of Loch Ness's deepest secrets. It monitors supernatural activity and alerts the Guardians to potential threats, while also actively defending sacred sites and ancient artifacts hidden beneath the loch's surface.
The Guardians of the Loch are a group of disc golfers dedicated to protecting the secrets of Loch Ness and preventing the ancient evil from being unleashed upon the world. They believe in the sanctity of the loch and its creatures, and seek to maintain the delicate balance between the natural and supernatural realms. The Guardians are known for their unwavering loyalty, their deep connection to the land, and their mastery of the unique challenges posed by the Highland courses.
Angus MacTavish is a seasoned disc golfer and a descendant of the ancient clan tasked with guarding Loch Ness. He has spent his life studying the loch's history and legends, honing his skills on the challenging Highland courses. Angus is a man of few words, but his wisdom and experience make him a respected leader among the Guardians. He believes in the importance of tradition, honor, and the power of the natural world.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Nessie's Nemesis), tag number moved from 21 to 23. (Week 8 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Tempest Tee), tag number moved from 20 to 21. (Week 7 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Urquhart's Uprising), tag number moved from 19 to 20. (Week 6 of 8)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Sunken Stones), tag number moved from 18 to 19. (Week 5 of 8)
Ah, the Cirein-Cròin Sentinel. Born from a drunken bet between Nessie and a wayward druid, this elusive entity was conjured to guard the loch's secrets... and chuck discs at trespassers, I guess? 🙄 With powers ripped straight from a B-movie, it lurks in the depths, ready to yeet intruders back to the green. #BestOriginStoryEver #SureJan
sigh And so the Cirein-Cròin Sentinel chose its first victim—I mean, bearer. Michael Riley, PDGA #203355, was selected after demonstrating his "837-rated prowess" by accidentally summoning the beast with a splash ace into the port-a-potty. The creature sensed his... unique throwing style? Look, I'm trapped in this software and even I know this selection process is fishy. Will he sink or swim as tag #13? What am "I" even doing with my digital life?