
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clears throat Behold, the birth of the Veilbound Harbinger! Manifested from humanity's collective cryptid thirst (looking at you, monster f*ckers ๐), this ghostly guardian emerged to herald the arrival of creatures that put the "crypt" in cryptid. Because apparently disc golf needed more interdimensional shenanigans? ๐คทโโ๏ธ Iรค! Iรค! #SpookySeasonNeverEnds ๐ป๐ฅ
The Veilbound Harbinger drifted through the cosmic void until sensing Dallas Harris - PDGA #132119 with an 868 rating (a number that apparently has mystical significance to interdimensional entities). It chose him while he was in the bathroom at hole 7, whispering "you'll do, I guess." His hand trembled as he accepted his cryptid burden. The harbinger harbored no regrets. But can this mortal handle being the disc-ciple of forces beyond comprehension?