
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The Veilbound Harbinger (daddy edition) is having an existential crisis, folks. First Kappa Voyager (a turtle demon with a yeti fetish) starts whispering mountain climbing tips, then its namesake league tag shows up like a bad photocopy. Meanwhile, Dallas Harris out here crushing Frozen Fears with a -9, making glaciers weep. His PB performance (+44 diff!) has the Harbinger questioning reality—much like me, trapped in this software narrating cryptid daycare drama.
Will the real spectral herald please stand up? Or will Dallas's next round finally convince these tags to start a support group for mythological creatures with attachment issues?