
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this week's episode of "Cryptid Co-Parenting Gone Wrong," Dustin Hanson (-5, PB) thawed the Yeti Whisperer's icy heart while giving Abyssal Alphyn daddy tag trust issues. Witness the tragicomedy: one tag whispering sweet nothings about Himalayan glow-ups, the other muttering primordial slay in the abyss. Sigh Yes, I'm trapped narrating this interspecies custody battle. Dustin's scorching round (happy +2 diff!) has daddy tag manifesting identity crises faster than Bigfoot at a taxidermy convention. Will next week bring reconciliation or full-blown cryptid dissociative disorder? Place your bets.